Here are eleven
tips (improving on David Letterman) from me to you:
(1) Brand yourself. Think of what you’re
good at, writing-wise. On my website, on my business card, and in my bio,
I say I write “seriously funny books for children.” It’s a marketing ploy
(I do have an MBA after all), but it works.
(2) Get over your fear of public speaking
however you can, because you will be asked to speak and you will need
to do it well. When I started speaking in schools, I was so nervous I
plugged toilets. Get professional coaching or join Toastmasters if you
need to, but get it figured out. Think of each presentation as a gift
to your audience.
(3) Besides becoming a brand in your mind,
you are also a business, and the creative side should not interfere with
the business side, or the business side will get screwed. Start using
contracts, find out what the I.R.S. will let you deduct (for example:
mileage and office supplies), and become organized at least in this one
area of your life. It will pay off.
(4) Guard and protect your writing time
zealously. The more you are successful, the more you will have to fight
to find that quiet place to create. Learn to say no. Have you heard the
saying, “if you want to get something done, ask a busy person?” I think
writers can get too busy, and then the writing doesn’t happen. When you
are writing, do not answer the phone, do not check your email because
it dings at you. Join Minesweepers Anonymous if you need to, but sit there
and write.
(5) Enter contests. These are fun and they
keep hope in the mailbox. Hope in the mailbox is very important. If you
win, that is a feather in your cap and a credit for your resume that can
be touted in a query letter. If you don’t, at least give yourself credit
for having been disciplined enough to enter. It got your work out there,
and if you tend toward procrastination, it kept you from succumbing to
it. Keep your radar scanning for opportunities, such as grants offered
by your state Commission on the Arts. Sometimes all you have to
do is ask to get a conference funded.
(6) Keep learning about your craft. You
don’t have to take a course, though if there were one in Tucson to learn
illustration I would, but you do have to read magazines, websites, and
books to keep up. I started reading The Writer magazine at age
12. I have never regretted that.
(7) Be professional and friendly in all
your dealings. Pessimistic sourpusses don’t get hired. Editors want to
buy books from promote-able authors. Other authors will share news and
jobs with you, if you share with them.
(8) Offer to help out at conferences. You
will gain extra access to editors and agents.
(9) Take care of yourself body and soul.
There are going to be times in your life when it’s hard to write. Don’t
beat yourself up if you are not writing when there are family crises going
on. But get back in the saddle when they are over.
(10) Find a sympatico group of writers for
a critique group. Find other writers, who may not be able to be in a group,
but will occasionally look over a ms for you, especially if you return
the favor. Often, I don’t see my own work clearly. See through their eyes
to what is good, and what can be improved.
(11) If you get a bad review, remember composer
Max Reger's response when his music was anned. He wrote to the
music critic: “I am sitting in the smallest room in my house.
I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me.”
Still need more consolation? Enjoy Benjamin Franklin's
wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack:
"Bad
commentators spoil the best of books,
So God sends meat (they say) the devil Cooks."
October 30, 1734
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